hmm
to be fair, if you cant pull a b3tan lass you really should join a monastery..

maybe he should go to gonzos house, i understand the aroma of old socks and the soundtrack to hollyoaks is an aphrodisiac to a certain type of lass
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)

Are you saying we're all slappers?

( in vino veritas, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)

I know I am
*slaps*
( Nile, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)

*squeezles*

( in vino veritas, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)

Pfft
I had a brief look at flights from bristol to aberdeen with eastern airlines

I nearly died from shock at the price.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)

well that's a load of arsehats then.

( Nile, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)

Oh are we not meant to be?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)

Perhaps you could give jmg a sympathy shag
Teach him what laying with a girl is actually like. Best make sure he brings his inhaler though.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)

not all of you,.
but the ones that are are really fucking up the statistics :D
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)

I need to compile a list of lady b3tans that haven't been involved with male b3tans
I'm sure I'm not the only one
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)

i can think of five or 6 regulars that i know have had more than one each....

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)

Greedy. GREEDY.

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)

pfft

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)

I haven't.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)

It's you and me against the internet, Limey

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)

I haven't either

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)

Well you've only been here 5 minutes.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)

*clings to you*

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)

I've only had the one
and he'll remain the only one, too.
( Nile, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)