Sweet & sour chicken balls = win
This thread = fail

In summary then: wail
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:16, archived)

The Eurovision song conteest = EPIC FAIL

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:17, archived)

the last chinese meal I had contained a pube
and it wasn't mine
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:18, archived)

that was chow mein, noodlepubes

( spacefish bong!, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:19, archived)

I may have it DNA tested
and get the fuckers closed down
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:20, archived)

*runs from the Feds*

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:29, archived)

I have just discovered Novembre (band)
They are very good and make me ultra happy.

=win
( Flowers the little boy that santa claus forgot, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:18, archived)