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Sammi is racist.
And thick. Really, really thick.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:48, archived)
I've been away this past week
In summary, what happened?
(__, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:49, archived)
that was the summary

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:49, archived)
Oh excellent
What about a sort of.. News at Ten summary? With bulletpoints.
(__, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:49, archived)
...and now Kerrie Gosney with the weather

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:50, archived)
and finally...
Trevor Macdonald with a cucumber up his ass
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:52, archived)

here
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:52, archived)
ACE

(__, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:54, archived)
ha ha ha!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:56, archived)
Calm down.
You aren't JMG.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:49, archived)
No
I'm not bald and dole and mum and bald
(__, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:50, archived)
Puff and Lard!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:50, archived)
AND!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:50, archived)
I've just read that thread from this afternoon.
*shakes head in disbelief*

dear oh dear oh dear

EDIT - www.b3ta.com/talk/5102679
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:50, archived)
Which thread?
I feel so very uninformed here.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:50, archived)
Me too :(

(__, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:50, archived)
GOSSIP, PLEASE/

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:52, archived)
PERHAPS YOU COULD LOOK BACK FOR ANY BUSY THREAD THIS AFTERNOON
fucking rocket science
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:52, archived)
your probably on ignore

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:54, archived)
ignoring people got his mrs to cheat with sexface
perhaps he should have given her one more often

or been better at it
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:57, archived)
Wow
I like how you subtley managed to slip that in there.
Smooth.
(I helped save b3ta! SpoonMeiser, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:04, archived)
I've got the fucking skills

(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:05, archived)
Yes, you have the YOU SMELL LIKE POO skills.
I think I have them too. Did you see what I did there?
(I helped save b3ta! SpoonMeiser, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:24, archived)
ah, i see,
she told an unpleasant racist joke and didn't realise that it wasn't very nice, because she's a bit thick, rather than racist. i understand.
still no need to backtrack with the old trolling card though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:57, archived)
Oh i agree with you...
but untill she apologises and actually admits she was too thick to grasp how the joke (and her comments after) could be perceived as racist, then I'm going to have much fun ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:59, archived)
I like how she sometimes gives little lectures on other countries she's never been to.
Like Ireland.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:00, archived)
or Kosovo, Iraq, Somalia or Pakistan

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:02, archived)
Green is unlucky to wear in Ireland, silly us, wearing it to every home and international sporting event!
And having it in nearly every school uniform.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:04, archived)
pffft!
loltombstoning!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:07, archived)
LOL HE'S FUCKED FOR LIFE AND HE'S BARELY AN ADULT
LOLOLOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:10, archived)
Explain to me the Irish flag
No, wait en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_flag

So, NOW can you see why GREEN WAS UNLUCKY in some parts of Ireland?
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:16, archived)
it is green, white and orange.
all of these are colours.
they are in striped, vertical stripes.
they take up a third of the flag each.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)
The flag should be rectangular in shape and its length should be two times its width, translating into an aspect ratio of 1:2.
The three coloured pales — green, white and orange — should be of equal size, and vertically disposed. The precise colours of the flag as set by the Department of the Taoiseach are Green - Pantone 347, White and Orange - Pantone 151.
The green pale in the flag symbolises the older majority Gaelic tradition of Ireland, made up mainly of Roman Catholics. Green had long been associated with Ireland as a nation, and with the revolutionary groups within it. The orange represents the mainly Protestant minority who were supporters of William of Orange. He, of the House of Orange and originally the Stadtholder of the Netherlands, had defeated King James II and his predominantly Irish Catholic army at the Battle of the Boyne in 1690. It was included in the Irish flag in an attempt to reconcile Protestants in Ireland with the Irish independence movement. The white in the centre signifies a lasting truce between the two cultures and a living together in peace. The flag, as a whole, is intended to symbolise the inclusion and hoped-for union of the people of different traditions on the island of Ireland, which is expressed in the Constitution as the entitlement of every person born in Ireland to be part of the independent Irish nation, regardless of ethnic origin, religion or political conviction.


Nowhere on the wiki page does it say that it is unlucky.

Sammi, I would seriously suggest conceding that you are wrong for once. Forget about it and move on.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)
You posted a thread saying it was unlucky to wear it in Ireland, which is clearly bollocks.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)
And don't start talking to me about the Irish Civil war, seriously.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:21, archived)
Even I wouldn't do that :P

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:25, archived)
it was
Same as it was unlucky to wear orange in the wrong parts.

Because the opposition would more than likely kill you.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:24, archived)
Really, just shut up. You're making yourself look like an even bigger tit than usual.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:25, archived)
That's bollocks
If you wear orange in South Armagh- possibly the most staunchly republican part of Ulster- then the assumption will simply be that you're a GAA fan.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:27, archived)
I wouldn't even bother.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:28, archived)
So what do the railway workers wear?
Orange bibs? Yellow ones?

I'm presuming that they aren't unlucky, otherwise the news would be awash with stories of unlucky railway trackside workers!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:29, archived)
A lot of private companies wear hi-vis orange jackets, to distinguish them from the gardai and paramedics etc.
Funny how they keep losing kneecaps, now you mention it...
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:30, archived)
Same with Northern Ireland's football team
They actually play in orange and the kit is only digitally altered to green before broadcast.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:37, archived)
Fucks sake, what would YOU know about Ireland?

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:03, archived)
I KNOW.
I'm a massive West Brit Tan Loving Traitorous HOOR.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:04, archived)
Stupidity and racism go hand in hand, really.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:59, archived)
Top summarising!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:00, archived)
Fucking hell, she never learns. She really doesn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:59, archived)
I know!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:04, archived)
Pfft.
Englishmen in a tower block being employed.

*adjusts monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! SpoonMeiser, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:00, archived)
SEARING SOCIAL COMMENTARY!! :)

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:02, archived)
so two wogs go into a spaceship...

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:03, archived)
Yes, what happened then?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:07, archived)
They both agreed that Sammi's an idiot.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:08, archived)
Pfft.
Hello Runky Bunky Tiddley Poo.


Sorry, got carried away there.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:11, archived)
It's quite alright. I have that effect on some girls.
*cheeky grin*
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:13, archived)
Haha.
You cheeky Northerner.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:14, archived)
You have no idea.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:16, archived)