The gf's mum is in town and i have to meet her.
Blegh.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:17, archived)

I read meet as eat

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:18, archived)

nod and smile, nod and smile
my bf hates meeting my rents - mostly because they are religious peeps
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:18, archived)

So are hers.
I am as about heretical as it comes.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:19, archived)

:(

( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:20, archived)

burn them!

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:20, archived)

She thinks of you as pounds like a rabid gorilla on her distended leathery clit

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:18, archived)

that line is copyright
the furry dinosaur
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:21, archived)

My mother lied to me

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:24, archived)

aww
bless
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:25, archived)