Enough of weight threads
Let's have a

/dinners thread

Failing that: wot r u doin dis w/kend, m8? eh?
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:15, archived)

Whatever I say will be documented, here.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:16, archived)

I'm cooking myself some chicken fried rice.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:16, archived)

nice, very nice
:)
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:16, archived)

I only have chicken peas and rice in stock though
It will be a boring meal with some added soy sauce.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:18, archived)

still, better than a kick in the teeth, eh

( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:18, archived)

at least 8 points better than cancer.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:19, archived)

I'm making a bolognese pasta bake
And I've LOST MY CUNTING VOICE.

It's very annoying.
(__, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:16, archived)

i'm having lasagne
i have my voice though, much to the disappointment of those around me :P
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:17, archived)

Aww.
I'm going to do Donkey Gums' approach of warm water and Vocalzone.

Hmm
(__, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:18, archived)

It's all that shouting at people for being racist.
It can only mean you're doing a good job.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:17, archived)

CORRECT.

(__, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:18, archived)

I have no idea what I am cooking for tea. Possibly pasta.
As for this weekend, I will be housewiffing, walking and pottering in the garden.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:16, archived)

HOUSEWIFFFFFFERY!

( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:17, archived)

You're going to make your house wiff?
or it already wiff's?
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:22, archived)

steak in my local.
just got back *bloats*
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:17, archived)

Ohhhhh steak.
I had OSTRICH last night.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:18, archived)

i know that wetherspoons are shite
but the steak in the one near me is really fucking good.

*does not compute*
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:20, archived)

nah, they are good
steak dinners from there are really nice, for sure

I'm yet to try their other 'themed' nights, but I'm quite partial to their burger and chips deal
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:21, archived)

steak and a koppaberg
outside with my best mate watching the totty on high holborn.. really hard way to spend an afternoon
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:22, archived)

get in :)
sounds like my sort of afternoon
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:23, archived)

was unexpected
i am skinter than a churchmouse during lent, he just knocked on my door randomly and dragged me out of the house :D
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:26, archived)

The gf's mum is in town and i have to meet her.
Blegh.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:17, archived)

I read meet as eat

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:18, archived)

nod and smile, nod and smile
my bf hates meeting my rents - mostly because they are religious peeps
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:18, archived)

So are hers.
I am as about heretical as it comes.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:19, archived)

:(

( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:20, archived)

burn them!

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:20, archived)

She thinks of you as pounds like a rabid gorilla on her distended leathery clit

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:18, archived)

that line is copyright
the furry dinosaur
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:21, archived)

My mother lied to me

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:24, archived)

aww
bless
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:25, archived)

FOOD

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:17, archived)

I've got a couple of trout that are going to get stuffed with loads of butter and tasty things
And a shit load of cheesecake for afters.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:17, archived)

I read the stuffed trout line as innuendo of sorts
:D
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:19, archived)

I meant you to
I'm good like that
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:20, archived)

I'll probably pop to tesco later and buy
some form of meat, some veg, and some 'matos and kidney beans.

This weekend, I'll be taking my washing to mum's as my washing machine is broken. :(
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:19, archived)

The only context in which "m8" is acceptable
would be if you're talking about Cheetham, Greater Manchester.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:21, archived)

Cheetham innit m8

( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:21, archived)

I was trying to be street, down with the kids etc
;)
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:22, archived)

I saw Kids, apparently you need AIDS to be down with them.
Not the good kind, either.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 18:23, archived)