If anyone manages to actually get one of these to do it without paying, it has to be worth a prize:
NSFW
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:30, archived)

Will the prize involve a shoe?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:34, archived)

she already appears to be wearing the laces

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:47, archived)

are you bob_e?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:34, archived)

WIll you PUt a shoue on your head?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:35, archived)

Is anyone on blogtv tonight?

( TY&GN, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:52, archived)

Close
NSFW
( Lord Gnome, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:36, archived)

oh boy

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:37, archived)

Also- valiant attempt but not quite got it
Also NSFW

[Edit] We have a winner.
SFW this time.

See if anyone can beat this.
( Lord Gnome, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:38, archived)

That is very good work

( SpoonMeiser, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:44, archived)

Plz come on my mouth organ.

( Comma, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:57, archived)

*bows*
That is very good stuff, indeed.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 22 Aug 2008, 22:02, archived)

www.bmepainolympics2.com/
God edit: No shock sites, thanks.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:39, archived)

You'll be wanting to add a NSFW tag to that, and stop being such a cunt.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:40, archived)

I made you click it, because you are weak.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:46, archived)

I never said I clicked it, I know what it is.
But my point remains valid. Stop being a cunt.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:47, archived)

You lie.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:48, archived)

What is it?
Is it from BME's extreme site?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:50, archived)

You will like.
Salty pleasures.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:51, archived)

I'm in work, so no.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:52, archived)

Do some fucking work then

( TY&GN, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:53, archived)

She's not in that line of work.

( SpoonMeiser, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:58, archived)

I got my inspiration from this :)
www.b3ta.com/talk/5107417
( TY&GN, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:59, archived)

That is truly horrific

( Malaka omdz, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:41, archived)

Pass the brain bleach please

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:41, archived)

Too late for that,
I think I'm going to have to throw it out and get a new one.

:(
( SpoonMeiser, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:44, archived)

*reminisces*
Oh fuck sake *boik*
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:45, archived)

Oh, for fucks sake
NSFW please
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:42, archived)

What is it?
I'm feeling squeamish and don't want to look...
( in vino veritas, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:44, archived)

Just horrors.
Unimaginable horrors.
( SpoonMeiser, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:44, archived)

it is all manner of internet filth
it makes goatse look like an episode of Brum

and HELLO! :)
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:45, archived)

HELLO!
I like Brum :)

Birmingham criminals are stupid and easily foiled by a car that blinks and beeps.
( in vino veritas, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:49, archived)

I suspect that the West Midland Serious Crime Squad would disagree!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:51, archived)

Their squad cars need to be able to blink their headlights
and flap their doors.

That'll put the wind up the crime-lords of Nechells and Ladywood.
( in vino veritas, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:55, archived)

Pfft! You said Lady Wood!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:57, archived)

DON'T

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:45, archived)

Please don't.
Really.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:47, archived)

LOL

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:43, archived)

*boiks*

( SpoonMeiser, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:43, archived)

Thats An $11.99 Value!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:41, archived)