I wanted the red bus to be a proper Routemaster
:(
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:10, archived)

I want it to not have blacked out windows
and be filled with actual london people
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:11, archived)

...who get off and start stabbing people up.

( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:12, archived)

It's okay. The bus will explode shortly.

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:12, archived)

FUCK ITS A TRANSFORMER

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:12, archived)

With a hedge in it.

( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:13, archived)

After all the razzamataz that China had,
is this the best we can offer?

Shit dance, red bus and a girl chosen by retard children who watch blue peter?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:12, archived)

IT'S NOT JUST A BUS, SEE

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:13, archived)

This is a bus containing Leona Lewis and a gurning idiot with a guitar.


This is an M & S bus
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:14, archived)

FUCKING LEONA LEWIS?
JUST HOW SHIT ARE WE?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:13, archived)

Goodness, she's a bloody good singer though

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:16, archived)

She's nothing special,
bit of eye candy with a better than average voice. Typical pop star.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:17, archived)

This is London.
If you don't like it why don't you go live in China?
( Zuowan, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:14, archived)

Don't worry, I'm moving to Germany in the next few years.
At least their opening ceremony would be efficient, if nothing else.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:15, archived)

They wouldn't let him in.
It was all over the news last week, remember?
( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:15, archived)

It should have just been the queen walking around
with a sparkler
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:17, archived)

Are you some kind of spotter?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:15, archived)