No, I know him though.

(Brett Riverboat... Knifeman, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:06, archived)

Sexy motherfucker isn't he?

(Brett Riverboat... Knifeman, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:07, archived)

And hung like a donkey.

(Brett Riverboat... Knifeman, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:07, archived)

OWN NINJA SWORDS SUCH A DICK

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:07, archived)

Hahaha
you hate ninja swords, don't you?
( Malaka omdz, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:08, archived)

i have never met anyone who has bought actual swords that i haven't though was a bell end at best and total dangerous psychopath oh fuck why am i buying drugs from this person at worst

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)

They are for decoration only.

(Brett Riverboat... Knifeman, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:10, archived)

you've stood in front of the mirror naked listening to rammstien weilding your ninja swords in both hands

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)

Sounds like the voice of experience

( Malaka omdz, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)

I've not.
I don't have a big enough mirror :(
(Brett Riverboat... Knifeman, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)

Stand on your toilet so you can look into the medicine cabinet mirror

( Malaka omdz, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:13, archived)

I don't have a medicine cabinet!
:-(

I just have a small shaving mirror as I'm a man and not a fucking pansy.
(Brett Riverboat... Knifeman, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:14, archived)

Stand your shaving mirror at the other end of your biggest room,
and look at it through binoculars while holding the sword with the other hand
( Malaka omdz, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:19, archived)

Seems like a lot of effort to make his cock seem normal sized.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:20, archived)

Well, needs must and all that

( Malaka omdz, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:21, archived)

they're normally the same people who wear wolf and skull t-shirts

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:10, archived)

Haha!
Was it you that made that comment about that photo of my.. I MEAN HIS... desk?
(Brett Riverboat... Knifeman, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:08, archived)

are you a moon-faced mutant too?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:07, archived)

Pfft. Old man.

(Brett Riverboat... Knifeman, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:07, archived)

do you two go to counting crows gigs together?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)

It's me you cock.

(Brett Riverboat... Knifeman, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:10, archived)

I strongly disapprove of people posting from multiple accounts

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)

I'm not. I'm posting from one.
This one.
(Brett Riverboat... Knifeman, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)

you massive bumlord

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)

Do you want Original Maffers back?

(Brett Riverboat... Knifeman, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:13, archived)

christ no, he's a right cunt

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:14, archived)

Tell me about it. I live with the fucker.

(Brett Riverboat... Knifeman, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:15, archived)

We don't care

( Malaka omdz, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:15, archived)

:-(

(Brett Riverboat... Knifeman, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:16, archived)

:D

( Malaka omdz, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)

Evil bastard.

(Brett Riverboat... Knifeman, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:18, archived)

Crushing peoples' spirits since 1985, baby
I didn't mean it
( Malaka omdz, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:20, archived)

That's ok then.

(Brett Riverboat... Knifeman, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:21, archived)

i like how you use a second account to try and get all your stuff onto the popular page
you needy desperate mess
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:13, archived)

HAHA!
I want attention!

That. or I don't click "I like this" with my own account as it says "Maffers like this post by Maffers" a lot in my friends activity thing.
(Brett Riverboat... Knifeman, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:15, archived)

I like this!
I like this from my other account too!

ohhh, what a giveaway
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:15, archived)

I've told people who I am with this account.
Though I've changed the name of it a few times since then.
(Brett Riverboat... Knifeman, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)

well that's alright then

(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:19, archived)

oops

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:20, archived)

Ha!

(Brett Riverboat... Knifeman, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:21, archived)

holy shit whats going on now

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:25, archived)

The second accounts are taking over.

(Brett Riverboat... Knifeman, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:26, archived)

lol

(Parrott and the cave monsters pornisessentiallybullshit.blogspot.com (NSFW), Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:24, archived)

0_0

(Brett Riverboat... Knifeman, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:24, archived)

oh hai chris
I'm still loving the five posts on your blog there
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:26, archived)

I once posted a fantastic video on links that got me on the newsletter.
and I used this account by mistake as I hadn't logged out of it.
I nearly cried.
(Brett Riverboat... Knifeman, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:20, archived)

That fails quite badly.
Here have some fairy wings.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:25, archived)

I told you about it at the bash remember?

(Brett Riverboat... Knifeman, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:25, archived)

I know, I was just reminding you.
I offered you fairy.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:27, archived)

oooh fairy wings.

(Brett Riverboat... Knifeman, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:29, archived)

He won't remember
He was too drunk and perving on you, not listening.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:28, archived)

Oh dear, was I actually perving on anyone.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:51, archived)