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I have wined and dined my young man tonight
unfortunately the wine was an unpleasant Merlot and the dining was soggy beef Wellington :(
just as well he loves me anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Nile, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:51, archived)
You'll still get your legover.
Don't worry.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:51, archived)
This one doesn't love me yet.
But he's nice and polite and clever and interesting and that.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:52, archived)
Why is he not keen on wining and dining?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:52, archived)
He's not the one that sent that text message is he?

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:52, archived)
No no. I said "nice and polite and clever and interesting" not "lying and cheating and sexy and bad-for-me".
This one's a teacher and a gentleman.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:53, archived)
how hideously dull for you..
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:56, archived)
"nice and polite and clever and interesting" usually means boring
or gay. Sometimes gay and boring. Unless you're gay... then they're just mind numbingly boring and I'll just fetch my coat.
(I helped save b3ta! Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:57, archived)
Not boring at all.
He's got chat and is hot and that too.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:59, archived)
Can he compose a text message complete with vowels and punctuation?

(I helped save b3ta! Nile, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:53, archived)
Kind of. A vast improvement on the other one.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:54, archived)
Well he's gay, that's for sure.

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Not enough rohypnol?

(I helped save b3ta! Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:54, archived)
I'm drinking a lovely merlot right now.
I win.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:57, archived)
I've never been a fan
but thought I'd give it another go now I'm older and less shit
it still tastes of wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Nile, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 22:58, archived)