You people make me sick

( SuperMatt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:09, archived)

I want chicken kiev for dinner

( SuperMatt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:10, archived)

shut up you fat mess
this is not a dinner thread
( SuperMatt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:10, archived)

i LOVE KIEV
prefer minsk though
( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:11, archived)

I could really go for a chicken kiev
even thought it's not real food.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:18, archived)

Sorry, I knew I should have washed my penis

( broadsword, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:10, archived)

I went into work 8 hours early this morning
d'oh
( Malaka omdz, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:10, archived)

my lip keeps splitting in the corner
AIDS
( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:10, archived)

Do you know how I got these scars?

( SuperMatt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:11, archived)

OH NO!
*puts nurse costume on*
( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)

*wanks dry*

( SuperMatt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)

Breathe gently through your nose, tilt your head back a bit further, and try to relax your throat.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:11, archived)

Yes.
We put bleach on your cornflakes.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:11, archived)

even me?
especially me.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:11, archived)

you're the worst one
I mean, look at how FAT you are. You disgusting pig.
( SuperMatt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:12, archived)

*meatsweats*

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:20, archived)

I've never been so disgusted and turned on in all my life

( SuperMatt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:21, archived)

I thought it was because my babies have lefted me:(my insides feel funny)
I am now all alone,YIPPEE.
(VodkaCoke, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:11, archived)

Hug's myself to make me feel better.

(VodkaCoke, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:22, archived)

whoops, missed this one
have a huge **HUG**

They'll be fine, honestly. They are (mostly) taken care of and are really sensible kids.
It'll be fine and you get a nice rest
(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:29, archived)

Yes I noticed :(
I may just disappear wow like magic.
(VodkaCoke, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:32, archived)

nooooooooooooooooooooo
Don't go!

*clings*
(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:35, archived)

Only joking :)

(VodkaCoke, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:38, archived)