My call is being held in a queue
and will be dealt with as soon as possible.

I swear I'm going to start killing soon.
( NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)

FUCK!

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)

Start with NinjaBadger please.

( WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)

Bastard!
You were nice in London.
( NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)

"Your call is important to us"
Well fucking answer it then.
( Lord Gnome, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)

Thank you for calling. Your call is not important to us, or we'd have answered it.

( Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)

Hold music is always terrible
and poor quality to cap it all off. Would you like to borrow a sword?
( Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)

I was once on hold wirh Vodafone
and their hold music was For Lovers by Pete Doherty and Wolfman (don't know if that's his name).
Good song, til you've heard it about 25 times in a row :(
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)

I was once very excited
to learn that I could change the ringing noise when someone was calling me to a song. Turns out it's awful quality and you can barely hear Rock n Roll by Led Zep; it just sounds like my phone is drowning.
( Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:38, archived)