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( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 6:56, archived)

are you on his hit list?

( mongychops, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 6:57, archived)

It'd have to have a very good range

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 6:59, archived)

I could dodge you.
Probably.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:02, archived)

dodge me?
as in avoid hitting me, avoid being hit by me or something else?
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:04, archived)

I could probably avoid being hit by you
at least once.

Maybe twice?
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:08, archived)

Do y'all wanna land u all up in court again boy?
Do y'all remember not what the judge said after the incident with Mrs Diefenbaker's pig?
(LOOK AT ME I'M A COMEDY ACCOUNT EAST 17 TUESDAY WHOOP WHOOP, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:13, archived)

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/yoke.jpg
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:16, archived)

I suspect so too

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:15, archived)

That's the way to do it, lore him into a false sence of security, then BAAM, one chop to the back of the neck and he'll be shitting his own balls off.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:18, archived)

BUY A DICTIONARY

( Hankster, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:21, archived)

Dictionary Spellchecker.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:30, archived)

I think he's calin' you out for a [10 paces count down thinggy]..
My money is gonna be on you though, I saw the way you handled those ruffians outside the ASDA, I wouldn't want to be on the wrong end of you, down a dark ally, on a mystey night, outside the 'ardest local.

By-the-way, how did that interview with Russ Kemp go? I heard he pissed himself when you showed him Big Birther*.


* I ment that as the name, burther or something like that, but spelt it that way and thought it more appropriate.... I was implying that's the name of your gun.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:10, archived)

I'm a mama bear, I need no gun
I have perfected 'the look' - it's been known to make grown men cry.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:18, archived)

Cry and swoon at the same time.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:20, archived)

and spluff like mr frosty.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:24, archived)

Wasn't Mr Frosty the thing that everyone really, really wanted
but then found disappointing?
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:26, archived)

oh yeah, I meant to put mr whippy.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:28, archived)

What's Max Mosely got to do with this?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:32, archived)

Yes and No....
... I never found it disapointing because I NEVER GOT ONE =((((

I had to make do with cordial-in-a-mould-in-a-freezer.

I'm making that up now, this year I'm going to buy an ICECREAM MAKER !

I refuse to buy a deep-fat fryer, I know I'll over-use that expermenting with stuff like battered deep fried scotch eggs.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:35, archived)