
You must have a MASSIVE penis.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:11, archived)

He'll only post a photograph of it again.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:13, archived)

( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:14, archived)

I heard a rumour on Louis Vuitton is going to base the Spring '09 collection on his penis.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:15, archived)

And yes, I have a large-ish penis.
What did you discover?
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:17, archived)

I mean, why would a 40 year y old man living with his parents conducting his sexual relations via MSN feel inadequate in any way?
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:19, archived)

I managed to sync my iPhone with the on-board computer with my Porsh* 911, that I sooped up with neon lights under it. Hopefully when it get's back from the shops, I'll have the limited edition Visarchi safety belt with dimond-encrusted locking-catch.
Ohhh, look at that, my mini bank statement has fallen out of my wallet, I do hope nobody else picks it up, it would be awfully embarassing if they know I had over £290 in there !
* Pronounced 'Porsh-a'
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:26, archived)