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You're thinking about buying a gun?
You must have a MASSIVE penis.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:11, archived)
Oh don't encourage him, Wicca.
He'll only post a photograph of it again.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:13, archived)
i have a gun and my penis was removed due to sex offences in iran

(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:14, archived)
:(

(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:15, archived)
you can still show me your bumhole

(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:16, archived)
Wicca darling baby fabulous lovely !
I heard a rumour on Louis Vuitton is going to base the Spring '09 collection on his penis.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:15, archived)
I am considering buying a large pistol.
And yes, I have a large-ish penis.

What did you discover?
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:17, archived)
You mean that all men who buy weapons aren't horrific sexual inadequates desperately trying to compensate for crippling sexual and social failures?
I mean, why would a 40 year y old man living with his parents conducting his sexual relations via MSN feel inadequate in any way?
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:19, archived)
By the way....
I managed to sync my iPhone with the on-board computer with my Porsh* 911, that I sooped up with neon lights under it. Hopefully when it get's back from the shops, I'll have the limited edition Visarchi safety belt with dimond-encrusted locking-catch.

Ohhh, look at that, my mini bank statement has fallen out of my wallet, I do hope nobody else picks it up, it would be awfully embarassing if they know I had over £290 in there !



* Pronounced 'Porsh-a'
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:26, archived)
I wrote something harmful here.

(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:30, archived)
Good for you.
Cheaper than buying a gun for any lingering doubts about your sexual potency eh?
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:33, archived)
whatever.

(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:38, archived)