Your use of "when you do them" suggests that this has actually happened to you outside your infantile imagination.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)

sadly not, im not that much of a thug,
sadly, im quite shy of it all
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:40, archived)

Would you like a chocolate finger, sir?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:41, archived)

is a setup for a dirty sanchez

( turb0t, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:45, archived)

Mind you, if it is a donkey he is talking about, it is not exactly making love.

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:41, archived)

I love how tight it's arse gets when you punch it in the back of the bollocks.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:41, archived)

then it kicks you in the balls as well

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:43, archived)