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I want to fuck Koda Kumi and probably hack her into little pieces afterwards.
How about you?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:23, archived)
yeah sure, why not
edit: no thanks, I just googled her, she's bozz-eyed
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:24, archived)
like this
www.math.kth.se/~tomase/Tomas%20Ekholm_files/Porcaro%20Albums/Hits.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:30, archived)
I don't know who that is but I'm not really into the whole murder thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:24, archived)
Britney Spears with slitty eyes.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)
Mylene

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)
can you do half murders?

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)
I'm not really into ABH or GBH either.
I'm quite old-fashioned when it comes to sexual violence.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)
Lances and morning-stars?

(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:29, archived)
Ding dong!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:30, archived)
Sexual violence is ace
Tie her up, jump on, punch her in the face and tell her she is not as good a shag as her mother - then try and hang on.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:34, archived)
like buckaroo?

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:35, archived)
I didn't think of the spanging shovel
nice touch!
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:36, archived)
well i was thinking more like, when you do them doggy style then slide a finge in thier ass
then hold on as they thrash about the room in shock
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)
that's just foreplay in our house

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:38, archived)
foreplay in my house is just taking off clothes and warming the hands

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)
Your use of "when you do them" suggests that this has actually happened to you outside your infantile imagination.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)
sadly not, im not that much of a thug,
sadly, im quite shy of it all
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:40, archived)
Would you like a chocolate finger, sir?

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:41, archived)
is a setup for a dirty sanchez

(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:45, archived)
Mind you, if it is a donkey he is talking about, it is not exactly making love.

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:41, archived)
I love how tight it's arse gets when you punch it in the back of the bollocks.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:41, archived)
then it kicks you in the balls as well

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:43, archived)
Wouldn't you be more comfortable over on QOTW with all the other sexually inadequate liars?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:42, archived)
I can't work out who you are replying to down here

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:44, archived)
im just saying what ive heard from the guys i plyed rugby with

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:44, archived)
This Weeks QOTW: Bridges
I love bridges. I saw the Brooklyn Bridge last year and thought it looked great. What bridges have you seen?

i fignered 5 girls under the brdige in our local parc. at the same time.
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I used to love watching the boats from the bridges. I used to watch them with my boyfriend, but I'm single now.
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(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:45, archived)
Pfft
Not naming any names, of course
(I helped save b3ta! Halkyardo isn't quite sure, on, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:47, archived)
haha *clicks*

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:47, archived)
pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:48, archived)
fantastic!
So wheres the single girl?

;P
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:32, archived)
My landlord's just been round and told me that I had nice pyjamas.
Hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:25, archived)
Maybe he thinks you're Koda Kumi

(I helped save b3ta! Halkyardo isn't quite sure, on, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:25, archived)
That's at least a twenty percent reduction.
If he'd commented on your arse it would have been 50%
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:25, archived)
How did he know?
Has he been rummaging in your drawers?
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)
No, I'm still wearing them.
It's not as hard as I thought getting back into this student lark.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:30, archived)
hard enough for your landlord

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:42, archived)
You should be worried if you werent wearing them at the time.
He's in your cupboard now! Don't look!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)
I want to be pain free for a bit.
Can you help?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:26, archived)
Hell yeah.
I'm on my way.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)
Fine. I'll get the soup on.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:29, archived)
He won't wear it

(I helped save b3ta! Halkyardo isn't quite sure, on, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:31, archived)
he's not going to wear it
it's more of an "insertion"
(I helped save b3ta! Dangermouse., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:44, archived)
meh

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:26, archived)
JOHN FARNHAM.
I'm not a gaybum, but his voice is POWERFUL.

Ultimate song to play when showing a girl a Full Broom-on.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)
YOU'RE THE VOICE
TRY AND UNDERSTAND IT
(I helped save b3ta! Halkyardo isn't quite sure, on, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)
*goes full broom on*
OH GOLLY GOSH! TOUCH MY HANDLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)
sometimes I wonder how can we look at each other down the barrel of a gun?

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:41, archived)
I don't know who she is.
And I can't be arsed finding out.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)
We're missing out on an important cultural phenomenon.
I should think.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:30, archived)
Oh well.
*shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:31, archived)
This is relevant to my interests

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)
Sorry. I'll try to do better:
PRE TEENS.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)
you can't fuck me and hack me into pieces

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)
what about if he buys you a meal first?

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)
I like to get to know people a little better before I chop them up
I don't think it's likely I'll ever get to meet her.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:34, archived)
I've never heard of this person
and I'm not sure I want to now....
(I helped save b3ta! Dangermouse., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:42, archived)
I don't have the freezer space

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:44, archived)
isnt that always the way......

(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:45, archived)