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So you won't be horse racing at all then...

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
CAN'T YOU TAKE THIS SHIT HUMOUR BACK OVER TO THAT SECRET BOARD THAT HARDLY ANYBODY CARES ABOUT ANYMORE?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
*Arms thrusted upwards*
LORDY!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
Humour?
Where?
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)

SIGH
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
Capital Letters, you appear quite aggravated by it.
Prerhaps you should have a little nap, Jermy Kyle is on soon, you like that, or perhaps you could surgest something else, after all, you're at home most of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
Firstly, and I love these internet based presumptions from the fat community.
How do you know I'm at home?
Secondly, where are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
At my place of work at the moment, which at this point in time is my mum's house.
I'm a jet-setter, you see, I work from wherever I am.

I don't know if you're at home, or at a mate's, or on a call-centre help-desk, or at an educational facility, or anywhere else.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
So you're just making up your insults as you go along?
Haven't you recently been to Aberdeen?
You may have caught SERIOUSNESS, ONLINE.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
I cault DULL and REPEAT and LIVE WITH YOUR MUM half way on the flight down.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:44, archived)
What, exactly, do you want from us?

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
Nothing

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
PANDERING!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
I'm amazed at how in the space of a year, she's consistently been the top poster
or in the top three posters, EVERY FUCKING DAY.

This shows a complete lack of anything better to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
No I haven't

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
Every time I've checked the stats board in the past 14 months, you've been in the top three.
INCONTROVERTIBLE FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
Why does that matter to you?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
Come on.
Back you go over to the misery's board.
Stop looking for debate, on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
I'm not looking for debate
I was just asking why it mattered.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
All I did was say I was going to the horse racing.............
We can't provide internet attention when nobody is on the shitty board.
That's VERY unfair.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)
Top poster on 2 boards.
Shocking turn of events.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
I should probably go kill myself now

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
Can you please put somebody in your clique on here to replace you?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)
At least somebody more popular.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)

popular interesting.

Why is it always the people that speak the most have the least to actually say?
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
It usually ends with them claiming I repeat myself, and that I live with my Mother.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
I once heard you were fatbaldole.
Is this correct?
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
I'm also a homophobe.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
Where will this madness end?

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:35, archived)
In a reverse manor to that, isn't Simon Pegg one of us?
Because if not, I've lost yet another tenuous link to fame.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
OH SIMON, DON'T LESS THIS BE TRUE.
But if it is true, let me just put in a couple of requests:

STOP MAKING FILMS WITH AMERICANS.

MAKE MORE FILMS WITH EDGAR.

DON'T EVER MAKE ANY MORE SPACED.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:34, archived)
There's a Simon Pegg
but I don't think it's Spaced Simon Pegg.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)
You know, there are lots of other people here
You don't have to talk to me, or even look at my posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
It's hard not to when you are apparently always posting on boards.
:(

It's already turning into my fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)
Ha ha ha ha
officelol. I *heart* you JMG
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)
*JMG Anthem Oompa Music*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
Even when I put you on ignore, your posts shine through the board like a smelly brown beacon.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:32, archived)
That's up to you.
I didn't suggest it, so don't blame me when it fails to get you MORE attention.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
I love you too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
Thank you
But clearly I am a disgrace to myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
Oh yes. As am I.
Let's have a suicide pact.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
GREAT FORTUNE.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:34, archived)
And what, exactly, do you do around here?

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
Hang out
Chat. Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
HANG OUT?!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
Yup
Normally I am fat and naked...
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
I'm hanging out RIGHT NOW

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
Exactly the same as every northern hemisphere b3tan.
Clearly.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)