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Can we stop being mental out loud so we can all notice you, and get back to JMG?
It's a tough day for JMG, I have a bad back, and am expected to go HORSE RACING tomorrow.
I'm neither riding or one of the horses, ROFL.

What will be your next sporting event?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)
Asides the 100m Moan.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)
THREADJACK
JMG - I THINK ASTON VILLA COULD DO REALLY WELL THIS SEASON, THEY HAVE A GREAT SQUAD AND A GENIUS FOR A MANAGER. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
Youthful players are unpredictable, and will hardly go a full season in top form.
..I don't rate the elder players much.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)
Especially that defence.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)
They've let in one less goal than Tottenham
and still have a +4 goal difference.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
must be doing something right up front, but a good point well made.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:32, archived)
Who have Villa played?
A mainly Torres/Gerrardless Liverpool..
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:32, archived)
The 10 metre struggle to the kebab shop.
I'll get a taxi back.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
My next watching or participating event?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
Either.
COME ON!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
OK.
I'm doing a ten kilometre race next month. On foot, like a real man.
And erm, probably some rugby for the watching until the real sport season starts again.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
Real men use their chins.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
My chin is busy supporting my beard.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
I'll play some squash next week.
Probably do some sparring as well.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
spectating
I think we all know the answer to that one.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
So you won't be horse racing at all then...

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
CAN'T YOU TAKE THIS SHIT HUMOUR BACK OVER TO THAT SECRET BOARD THAT HARDLY ANYBODY CARES ABOUT ANYMORE?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
*Arms thrusted upwards*
LORDY!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
Humour?
Where?
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)

SIGH
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
Capital Letters, you appear quite aggravated by it.
Prerhaps you should have a little nap, Jermy Kyle is on soon, you like that, or perhaps you could surgest something else, after all, you're at home most of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
Firstly, and I love these internet based presumptions from the fat community.
How do you know I'm at home?
Secondly, where are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
At my place of work at the moment, which at this point in time is my mum's house.
I'm a jet-setter, you see, I work from wherever I am.

I don't know if you're at home, or at a mate's, or on a call-centre help-desk, or at an educational facility, or anywhere else.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
So you're just making up your insults as you go along?
Haven't you recently been to Aberdeen?
You may have caught SERIOUSNESS, ONLINE.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
I cault DULL and REPEAT and LIVE WITH YOUR MUM half way on the flight down.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:44, archived)
What, exactly, do you want from us?

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
Nothing

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
PANDERING!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
I'm amazed at how in the space of a year, she's consistently been the top poster
or in the top three posters, EVERY FUCKING DAY.

This shows a complete lack of anything better to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
No I haven't

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
Every time I've checked the stats board in the past 14 months, you've been in the top three.
INCONTROVERTIBLE FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
Why does that matter to you?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
Come on.
Back you go over to the misery's board.
Stop looking for debate, on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
I'm not looking for debate
I was just asking why it mattered.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
All I did was say I was going to the horse racing.............
We can't provide internet attention when nobody is on the shitty board.
That's VERY unfair.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)
Top poster on 2 boards.
Shocking turn of events.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
I should probably go kill myself now

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
Can you please put somebody in your clique on here to replace you?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)
At least somebody more popular.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)

popular interesting.

Why is it always the people that speak the most have the least to actually say?
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
It usually ends with them claiming I repeat myself, and that I live with my Mother.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
I once heard you were fatbaldole.
Is this correct?
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
I'm also a homophobe.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
Where will this madness end?

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:35, archived)
In a reverse manor to that, isn't Simon Pegg one of us?
Because if not, I've lost yet another tenuous link to fame.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
OH SIMON, DON'T LESS THIS BE TRUE.
But if it is true, let me just put in a couple of requests:

STOP MAKING FILMS WITH AMERICANS.

MAKE MORE FILMS WITH EDGAR.

DON'T EVER MAKE ANY MORE SPACED.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:34, archived)
There's a Simon Pegg
but I don't think it's Spaced Simon Pegg.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)
You know, there are lots of other people here
You don't have to talk to me, or even look at my posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
It's hard not to when you are apparently always posting on boards.
:(

It's already turning into my fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)
Ha ha ha ha
officelol. I *heart* you JMG
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)
*JMG Anthem Oompa Music*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
Even when I put you on ignore, your posts shine through the board like a smelly brown beacon.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:32, archived)
That's up to you.
I didn't suggest it, so don't blame me when it fails to get you MORE attention.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
I love you too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
Thank you
But clearly I am a disgrace to myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
Oh yes. As am I.
Let's have a suicide pact.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
GREAT FORTUNE.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:34, archived)
And what, exactly, do you do around here?

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
Hang out
Chat. Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
HANG OUT?!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
Yup
Normally I am fat and naked...
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
I'm hanging out RIGHT NOW

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)

www.threadbombing.com/data/media/54/picard_facepalm.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
Exactly the same as every northern hemisphere b3tan.
Clearly.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
ZIG ZAG TRUNDLE WHEEL CHEATING.
It was definitely my best event at primary school.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
I applaud this.
Everybody loved PE.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
I didn't.
I hated it with a passion.
(I helped save b3ta! SpoonMeiser, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
In case the /talk youth don't know what a trundle wheel is
it's what the tailor uses to measure your waist if he can't afford a sextant.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
I'm pretty sure trundle wheels are still in use.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
My Father-in-law has one
he's an insurance fraud investigator (among other PI work).
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
Does he live in a trailer,
like Jim Rockford?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
No
a house in Hitchin.

It's disapointing.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
Hitchin
is never quite as nice as I think it should be.

/crestfallen
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
Now that is the best sport ever
*hands you the gold medal*
(Mong Meat Pattie, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
Unblocking the toilet

(Mong Meat Pattie, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
AN evening of sit ups
But tonight will be harder as we have a semi final in Kingston for a battle of the bands.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
Just knock them all out.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
I'm going swing my bass like an axe and open some eggs

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
international pro-celebrity toddler punching

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
*STANDING OVATION*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
When I decide what sport to play for the university this year.
I'm quite the all rounder.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
Don't forget to take the tesco bag off your head before you throw up.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
The Insultathon.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
I plan to support TEAM BUD.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
Team Bud is taking on Team Scottish Fat Bores in the CUP FINAL.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
I have you earmarked for promotion.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
The four minute chocolate bar trough
The 1500m wobble
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
I think there SHOULD be running events featuring people over 20st.
It'd be great comedy.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
Yes, but filmed in slow motion
I want to see that fat jiggle s-l-o-w-l-y
(Mong Meat Pattie, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
gym gym gym gym

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
*Impromptu FIST BUMPS!*
Go well, good T.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
I can run the 300m faster than anyone in the world
but it isn't an olympic sport :(
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
YET!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
Gym tomoz
and I'll be watching my housemate run a half marathon on Sunday. I say watching, what I mean is, standing at the start, cheering him on, then fucking off to the pub for 2 hours, then coming back at the finish to watch him crawl across the line.
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
Get drunk and trade insults with other runners, I say.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
I also suspect he will propose to his now recently became pregnant bint, too.

(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
My back is also bad
but I will be having an MRI to see if it can be fixed in a week - hoorah!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
What if it'll take a fortnight?
Will they supply you with a courtesy back?
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
:D
Sorry, I did phrase that badly. :)

I'd love a new back, not being very mobile is very irritating.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
Make sure to take magnets with you to the MRI.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
underwired bra could be fun

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
I shall be shouting at a television watching foot-to-ball at some point

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
Going downstairs to get a drink

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
THE GYM

(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
The find-a-shop-that-sells-donner-kebab amble.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
I BET YOU DO.
*nudge*
(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)