Well he wanted pander advice.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)

In that case
he probably wants to
Fawn over all my/other pander victims posts,

Say things like 'yeah, i've think that's really cool too',

Make sure he mentions what hip, new bands he is listening to (with a few obscure ones to make him seem a bit edgy)

Refrain from lol-ing at sexism and racism and other isms. Even if he does chuckle in RL.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)

Pffft
/NOT PANDERING
( Halkyardo isn't quite sure, on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:34, archived)

Nah
none of that is my style

I fail at being an internet perv :(
( Hankster, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)

:(
You did okay.

5/10
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)

Aww
thanks
( Hankster, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)

But I still like a belly I can bounce a coin off of
PANDER POINT?
( Hankster, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)

Thats how you got the other 4
i'm afraid.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)

Ace
*learns*
( Hankster, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)

*wobbles my five pregnancies gut at you*

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)

Pffffft

( Halkyardo isn't quite sure, on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)

I said bounce a coin, not lose one, tubby

( Hankster, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)

Tummy button like the abyss, baby.

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)

Oh great
Now I've got another erection
( Hankster, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)

You have more than one erection?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)

I have several at any one time
It's a gift and a curse
( Hankster, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:54, archived)

Does that list include cringing obsequity and pretending to hold feminist views in a bid to appear sensitive, online?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)

I think
that can be added, yes.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)

That and not replying to anybody else's posts

( Halkyardo isn't quite sure, on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)

It's certainly on my list.

( well, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)

Now that is pandering advice.
*tips hat*
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)

Stop pandering,
by replying to this thread I feel I am slightly pandering too.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)