You're just jealous because nobody even knows or cares who you are.
You are un-memorable and boring.
( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)

*adjusts clock one minute closer to Bou-Spack*

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)

I think that means it's been a minute since the last one

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:08, archived)

How far away is that clock from Bou-Spack at any one time?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:08, archived)

You know the Doomsday clock?
The spackclock is generally set at 4 minutes to.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)

And you are as memorable as syphilis.

( Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:06, archived)

FAT MESS!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:07, archived)

*cheers*

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:07, archived)

*leaps up from bench*
*runs onto to pitch to join celebrations*
*booking triggering 3 match suspension*
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:12, archived)

Enigmatic is a lovely bloke
you're a multiple account holding, cyber sexing lonely barren looper who exists on here only to troll, piss people off and scream for attention.
( moohalaa, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:13, archived)

Isn't the point of trolling to make other people look shit though?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:13, archived)

Good trolling that's funny: Rathen
Bad trolling that pisses everyone off and makes you look like a retard:
Bou (account 1)
Bou (account 2)
Bou (account 3)
Bou (account 4)
Bou (account 5)
Bou (account 6)
( moohalaa, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:15, archived)

*slowly focuses on some trees in the distance, then focuses back, showing it to be a season later*

( moohalaa, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:16, archived)

Bou (account 43,937)
Bou (account 43,938)
( moohalaa, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:16, archived)

And you're a depressed poefter loser.

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:17, archived)

Wow

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:19, archived)

It's terrible. I'm going to have to make another account.
Hold me Kristine.
( moohalaa, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:20, archived)

I'm not sure I can handle all this terrible bullying...
*holds*
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)

Oh it's fine for him to be nasty to me is it Kristine?

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)

I'd say ignoring the 'lonely barren looper' part, he's pretty much on key.
I am not your friend and I'm not here to defend you.
If you want to cause a fuss then I think you've got what's coming to you.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:27, archived)

Oh yes, we'll just ignore that part won't we?
And fly under the radar like we usually do. I'm not the one who started the fuss.
( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:29, archived)

Fuck sake, woman.
Get a grip.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:33, archived)

Grow some balls.

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:36, archived)

You're not exactly a model of success.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:21, archived)

Oh, and to pre-empt your predictable response:
ZZZZZZZ BORING ROFLOL LOOK AT ME BEING BORED BY YOUR POST!
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:22, archived)

Neither are you.

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)

apart from having a first class degree, a good musician
and a great chap to have a pint with, no, he's a total failure.
( moohalaa, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)

Yes he is.

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:26, archived)

Critical Thinking 101
This strand of logical fallacy is known as 'Argumentum ad NO U'
( ArthurTheRat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:29, archived)

no, YOUR a logical fallacy!

( moohalaa, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:30, archived)

Where's your evidence?
I bet this post won't get a remotely sensible reply.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:29, archived)

It's fact, dummy! It was said on the internet!

( moohalaa, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:31, archived)

I have it here on a napkin.
*chimp munch chomp*

*gulp*

That I've just eaten, *hows tongue*
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:33, archived)

And not living with my parents past the age of 30, don't forget that.
Or having to resort to cybersex with annoying American sex-pests to get my end away.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:26, archived)

you're confused mooey
the measure of success is just how barren you are; socially, physically, geographically and career-wise. On that scale, what could top being a lonely frigid accountant who lives at the arse end of the worlds biggest desert?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:27, archived)

Somebody who looks like Shrek! LOL

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:32, archived)

How very childish and shallow.
But hang on, aren't you the one who normally says this? There's a nasty pong in the air... it smells like double standards.

(Edited so you could grasp the subtle vein of sarcasm.)
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:33, archived)

OOH HEW VERRY CHILDEESH EN SHELLOW!

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:34, archived)