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The only things I've ever seen on QI that I didn't already know are the kinds of retarded pedantic
'I think you'll find' bullshit that only total bastards know.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
STOP TROLLING, WORMULUS
If you don't like QI then you're not a proper person.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)
I don't like Qi
I find it lacking in soul.

I'll tell you what the worst thing about it is, its the faux-dizzy 'Oh look at me I'm so hilarious I'm getting the answers wrong' act that Alan Davies puts on.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:56, archived)
NOT A PROPER PERSON
STOP TROLLNG
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:57, archived)

Its the televisual equivalent of those 'entertaining' Dr Spastic's Almanac things that wankers buy.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:59, archived)
Oh here's an interesting fact?
How many penises does a man have?

1? No everyone knows that in fact we have 17!
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:00, archived)
Well, you're wrong.
It's funny. A curse upon you and your so called "opinions".
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
I like this exchange of opinions.
No.
You.
Are.
Wrong.

I.
Am.
Right.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)

You.
Are.

M.
Is.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
Maybe we could all go on telly, and just argue that.
Would that make you happier. There would be no witty banter, no Stephen Fry, no buzzers with amusing sounds and certainly no Jonathan Creek man.

Happy Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)
Witty banter? witty banter?
Its the most artifical, heartless attempt at cosy humour I've ever sat through.

If you want wity banter, buzzers, amusing sounds and quality contestants, there are plenty of half-decent shows to choose from.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
Don't tell me you watch QI to find things out?
The rest of us watch it cos it's funny.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)
Don't be a dunce
read what my post was in responce to.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)
Don't be a fool
who has time to read things properly? I just scan a couple of lines then post offensive and reactionary rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
leave my mother out of this

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:57, archived)
A lot of it doesn't really seem particularly obscure,
but then again, not everyone went to good universities, as it were.
Alan Davis never ceases to entertain with his childlike na-ivety, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)

Alan Davis never ceases to entertain with his childlike na-ivety, though.


THAT'S THE WORST BIT.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived)
You just don't like funny things.
I bet jokes generally just confuse you.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
Qi is neither Quite Interesting or funny
It should really be called CF: Cheap Filler
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
I bet you like Frasier.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
Frasier is acceptable.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
HA
BUSTED

Oh look, he's gone and committed an embarrassing social blunder again by doing something really obviously stupid. Oh now look, he's trying to dig himself out of a hole! Oh, my sides. It's as if someone thought that in order to create hilarity, it's entirely sufficient to merely satisfy the basic definition of dramatic irony.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
I never said it was anything other than acceptable.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
It is unacceptable.
It makes me want to throw a brick at the screen every time he starts gossipping about someone when they've only just gone in the kitchen.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
You just don't like funny things
I bet jokes generally just confuse you.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:39, archived)
The same joke over and over again for half an hour,
and then on for the rest of the series, it gets tired very quickly. And you're confusing "funny" with "annoying". Again.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:43, archived)