UNWANTED OVARIES.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:11, archived)

hey, great band name
baldmonkey and the unwanted ovaries
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)

Baldmonkey and the Simian Micro-cocks
FTW
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)

I DO have a VERY small cock.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)

It's so small
it's actually an indent in your groin.

Bits of fluff and smegma get all stuck up in it and reek.

And that.

Claire told me you emailed her a pic of it and it was the most mingingest thing she'd ever seen. Said it made her go a tiny little bit lezz.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)

It's so small it repels light.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)

Fifteen of your cocks
could get an erection on the head of a pin.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)

CLANG CLANG
NOBODY WILL FUCK ME
CLANG CLANG
BECAUSE OF MY AWFUL PERSONALITY
CLANG CLANG
I WILL CYBER WITH YOU
BANG CRASH
IF YOU WILL ONLY PRETEND TO FIND ME ATTRACTIVE
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)

They are like Ovariesaurus
Ancient, huge and extinct.

Known only from the fossil record.

And her cunt has petrified.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)

She has to rub it with butter and salt to get any sensation

( WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)

I believe Indiana Jones once managed to get inside her but one of her massive fossilised eggs came rolling out and he had to scarper

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)

*applauds*

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:16, archived)

This.
In fact, I'm giving him a standing ovaryation.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)

I'm naming three pets after him
and having a poo in his honour.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)

honour mums cunt
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)