I just pushed a banana down my urethra

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 2:54, archived)

Normal sized banana?

( CowJam, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 2:55, archived)

I didn't really, it was all an elaborate lie

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 2:58, archived)

That was quite elaborate
you told us a non truth masquerading as a truth, I shall be keeping a cautious eye on you from now.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:09, archived)

I hope you peeled it first.
Then all the mush will back up into your bollocks and your spluff will be lovely and bananary for future lady friends.
( Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 2:57, archived)

I bet somewhere on the internet, someone has tried this
and filmed it
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:03, archived)