I've never heard of a normal, non-internet person who likes Dream Theatre.
Their gigs must REEK.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 22:04, archived)

Not in the slightest
There are many non-internets who like Dream Theater. A lot of them are proper musicians, like.
( SuperMatt, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 22:07, archived)

*shudders*
'Proper musicians', I HATE 'proper musicians'.


Arse-boring poodle haired tossers playing scales.
NO-ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU WANK ON YOUR FRETBOARD, PLAY SOMETHING WITH A FUCKING CHORUS.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 22:15, archived)

Bearded pricks, quite often.

( Malaka omdz, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 22:28, archived)

EXACTLY.
HENDRIX WASN'T A 'PROPER MUSICIAN' HE WAS A SHIT HOT, SNAKE HIPPED SIX STRING WIZARD WITH A COCK LARGER THAN MYKEYBOY'S LUNCH.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 22:34, archived)

WAKE UP
THEY ARE CALLED DREAM THEATRE FOR FUCKS SAKE.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 22:51, archived)

How can anyone not like them though?
There's nothing to dislike.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 22:11, archived)

Dreadful, tuneless, souless pap, played by bubble permed cunts, only interested in writing songs so they can show off their latest guitar solo.
CUNTS.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 22:16, archived)

LIKE FUCKING JOURNEY WITH LESS SONGS AND MORE TEDIUM.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 22:17, archived)

Hello Mister Badger
I don't suppose you've got a link to that Northern Soul torrent have you?

Ta!
Milknosugar
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 22:18, archived)

I might.
Now.

No-one who made Northern Soul was a 'proper musician'.

They were too busy rocking a groove and having really fucking big cocks.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 22:20, archived)

^this
Northern Soul = Music to stay up all night to
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 22:22, archived)

*spins and flips*

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 22:28, archived)

DOWNLOAD MUSIC ILLEGALLY.
I'D NEVER DO THAT.
I HEARTILY RECOMMEND YOU DON'T CLICK THIS.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 22:26, archived)

THANK YOU
AND THANK YOU FOR THE WARNING
I WON'T CLICK IT. HONESTLY. I DIDN'T REALISE THAT IT WAS ALL ILLEGAL AND THAT.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 22:28, archived)

Don't stop believin', now...

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 9 Jan 2009, 22:21, archived)