well my dad can rip a phone book in half

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:26, archived)

My dad can wee out of a window further than your dad.

( Bob Todd whee, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:28, archived)

well my dad can throw cattle over the moon

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:29, archived)

My dad is
baulder and more ginger than your dad.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:29, archived)

baulder Baldr, surely?

(yes, I know it was Loki, don't go berserk at me...)
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:40, archived)

My dad can beat up your dad
Actually, knowing my dad he'll probably just get pissed and throw up on you.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:30, archived)

My dad is a gentle and considerate lover

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:33, archived)

Your mum is better though

( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:36, archived)