WC2R Friday STRAND RCJ ComedyWet and Miserable outside
Warm and fluffy on inside
Things are good
3 piece suit: dentist and photo shoot
Dietcoke not food for breakfast
Meditation and Mediation
Hornyness new world record of 196.3%
Reports please
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tfs bye, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:16,
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BOM CHIKKA WOWW WOWW(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:16,
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I hope you're doing a sexy dance(
Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:21,
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I'm a non-stop dancer(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:22,
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no no.That's Parkinsons Granddad.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:22,
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Are you human though?(
Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:28,
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You bastard.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:16,
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That's no update*marks you as a 'fail'*
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:22,
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Why?What happens if I don't?
He knows I luffs him.
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:23,
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I bought your bookIt was shit.
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:26,
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Try buying it again.It might be different.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:28,
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I'm going to try to get Wednesday off so I can come to comedy on Tuesday.Do I get to heckle too?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:33,
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Praise him in the morningPraise him in the evening
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The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:24,
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CB6
As I peep through the curtains, I see the Fens, the sun trying shine through, the cows in the field aimlessly wandering around. I see the stunningly beautiful blue/grey heron sitting on the farmer's wall. The Fen sky is a sort of dark bluey grey which clashes violently with the lush greens of the grass and hedgerows. There is an owl in the distance, probably on its way home, its huge white wings slowly flapping majestically. The foxes have stopped barking now, probably snug and warm in their den, or 'earth', both are acceptable terms for their choice of dwelling. And hark, what is that I hear, is it the growl of a badger? Is it a distant rumble of thunder? No. It is the explosion of gas accompanying the stream of turds which are leaving my arse at velocity. I have to go to Cambridge later, but I shall return to my place in the countryside, where I shall pen more of my tales of the Cambridgeshire Fens, which I shall share with you tomorrow. Now, I shall return to my mud out. Just the peanuts left and the paperwork and I am free to do as I wish. I will first be making repairs to my knee, which I caught on my gun cupboard this morning. This was rather fortuitous, as on inspection of its contents, I have discovered some explosives which could turn out quite handy for the bash. Good day sir.
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A fox - yesterday
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:17,
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I couldn't decide what picture to do. The fox, the owl or the shit.I'll save the shit for when Syncubus posts.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:24,
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And thanks to modern technologyI can do both at the NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN same time.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:29,
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Glade plug ins FTWRefresh the page and the air simultaineously.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:36,
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You must give baldmonkey a gun.You MUST.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:24,
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This isn't the response I was expectingI don't know what response I was expecting, but this certainly isn't it.
Geoff?
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Theoban What of it, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:20,
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LU2 - Luton AirportYay for things being good.
Good here too.
Meditation done, no mediation required as far as I know
I hope dental work does not result in swollen faced photo.
*stands back in case of horny explosion*
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:18,
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Waving it at Wormulous shouting "LOOK AT THE SIZE OF IT, GO ON HAVE A GAAAAAAANDER"isn't having it 'under control' Itchy.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:30,
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I knowit is like a capped rogue oil well. Red Adair is in control.
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tfs bye, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:31,
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rh12Also wet and miserable outside
Dry and miserable inside
4 hours sleep
Last day off
Breakfast eaten
Flat nearly clean
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elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:18,
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What do you mean "nearly?" Hop to it and get it finished!(
Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:19,
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points 2 & 3 disagreeYou can do it for me though, thanks.
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elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:20,
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BT18 What's new pussycat?there's a hole in my shoe
it's letting in water
wetting my pants
brighter in the east
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:23,
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There's a code here somewhere, if only I could crack it(
Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:24,
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RG26Dull and grey, weather and mood
Radio 2 about to go on
Anticipation of getting good score on Popmaster, high
Reality of getting good score on Popmaster, Low
Bacon roll, T minus 38 mins
Horn, Shrinking
Possibility of pub tonight, 86.9%
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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:24,
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SW12indoors and chilly
bacon sanwich vs bacon eggs on toast
itching
washing up: pending.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:27,
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CO10 reportingInstant Chai Latte due to lack of milk
Not approving of this insipid beverage
NEW CLOTHES
Seem to have become addicted to flash games at Kongregate
Hoping Amazon order arrives today
Slept for almost 9 hours and feeling GREAT
Listening to Townes Van Zant
Badger home from work and playing Animal Crossing before he goes to bed.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:28,
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Oooh, tell me more about new clothes(
Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:29,
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I have some lovely new trousers for work, and have ventured into new territory - grey tweed wide leg trousers that look LOVELY and feel fantastic.I've also a couple of black pairs too. This along with some very lovely tops make sure I will be suited and booted a week on Monday.
My Gok bra will be arriving soon. I'm a sucker for the great daft homo :)
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:35,
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Hoorah!Does the bra have a picture of his hands printed on it?
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:36,
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