One of the guys I live with was sacked today for throwing an iron bar into a customers face.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:50, archived)

And where do you live so I know never to visit?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:51, archived)

Manchester isn't completely packed with dick heads.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:52, archived)

Not since I moved down here anyway.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:54, archived)

Pfft, he was fucking around in H&M because it was quiet and a customer walked into the fitting rooms at the last second.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:54, archived)

Ahh fair enough :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)

Yeah, he was originally launching it at his manager.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:57, archived)

was he doing a 'star wars' thing
that apparently people do
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)

My mate Pyrah was fired from a fireplace shop
A customer asked:
'What can you show me for under two hundred pounds?'
Pyrah replied:
'The door'
( WormuIus, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:52, archived)

pfft

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)

classy friend.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:52, archived)

LIVE WITH, not friend.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)

a classy boyfriend

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:56, archived)