This is so serious
I put a tie on just to read it.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:47, archived)

Like you own a tie, you flat-faced prick.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:50, archived)

You say that
but then you're a total failiure.

At life.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:16, archived)

Last night I bought a PIPE.
A pipe that blows BUBBLES.

I'm sophisticated. Me.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:53, archived)

Thunderbird has stopped working. It keeps getting shut down as soon as I open it. I am using Vista.
I demand a solution from internet's JMG; I have important emails from Nintendo and Nigerians to read.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:54, archived)

I can't offer one on one support, on this.
But what I will point out is that I bought porn in the US.
Now there's manly.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:57, archived)

US porn? Bleurgh.
All that grunting with questioning intonation. Yik. Give me an Essex whore anyday.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:59, archived)

Let's accuse some famous people of being nonces.
In the media.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:03, archived)

I'm sure that Graham Norton is a gay

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:17, archived)

Because he's knobbed you?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:32, archived)

Sorry I mean, because he made eye contact when knobbing you?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:32, archived)

you're only gay if you blink during the eye contact

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:46, archived)

Haven't they stopped supporting thunderbird now?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:04, archived)