I had a wank earlier
and the thought of JMG meant it took longer than normal to finish.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:21, archived)

I read in the paper last week about "The new viagra" that lasts up to 36 hours.
I can't think of a more fustrating thing than having a stiffy for 36 hours.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:22, archived)

You're supposed to put it in people

( WormuIus, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:43, archived)

But only if you ask nicely first.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:43, archived)

Or shout SURPRISE!

( WormuIus, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)

Shouting SURPRISE makes everything okay.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:46, archived)

Is this because after every few moments you stopped everything to moan?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:22, archived)

No it's becuase the whole incident was a lie designed to get me attention form girls on the internet
Who are probably fat.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:23, archived)