Does anyone else's nose automatically start to run if they yawn?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)

Is your fridgerater running?
THEN YOU HAD BEST GO CATCH UP AFTER IT?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)

Be more helpful.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)

Polyfiller?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)

*slide whistle*

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)

Snare Hitom Bass Crash

(Twin Pack Even less funny than Michael McIntyre, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)

two timpanis and a cymbal fall off a cliff?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)

I always yawn when I see cock tuesday, too.

( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)

I've been yawning all day
cock tuesday really doesn't bother me in the slightest.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)

It's only a tiny cock tuesday, not worth getting bothered about.
:: SIGH :: I wish more women had that attitude.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)

it's your soul trying to flee

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)

No, yours is broken.
Chop it off.
(MooCow_Byter, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)

When I yawn, my mouth opens so wide it goes right round and then I eat my own head

( Theoban What of it, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)

Does your nose run whilst you're doing that?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)

Well when I've eaten half my own head the mucus in my nose starts pouring back into my gaping maw

( Theoban What of it, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)

Have you considered writing for Mills and Boon?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)

Derek lifted up Lydia and gently caressed her brow as he slowly but surely undressed her from her gossamer nightie
Laying her down on the bed, she nodded encouragingly as he entered her, softly at first but then with growing insistence.

"Oh jesus is that supposed to do that? Oh god there's blood everywhere oh god oh god this bed was new oh jesus oh crap oh hell what are we going to do now your parents are back in half an hour" he whispered softly, lovingly into her ear.
( Theoban What of it, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)

Titania was powerless to resist
as his sapphire eyes seemed to burn into her very soul. His strong arms enveloped her. Within seconds he had dropped his trolleys and was conkers deep.

/Viz and Boon
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)

you could couteract it by farting so hard your bum opens so wide it all get sucked back through the other way

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)

Then I'd just by a one man mobius strip
I'm gonna do that
( Theoban What of it, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)