I propose we all go to QOTW where the population is uneasy and the general idea is that it'll be a swift take over for us, the better internet.
Some of you may wish to head to /board but you won't get noticed there because you people have no talent whatsoever.


These times require a leader. Me. Who'll stand for you people where it matters most.
Who wants to declare JMG's very own Marshall law for the remaining 15 days?
Or. Fall out with me.

This one MAY indeed be my fault.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)

I can draw things
maybe board will take me in as a small waif or stray.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)

Use your breasts, love.
You could draw a picture of their mothers being executed, they'll still WOO YAY and FANNY ON over it.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)

They seem to like me
and I'm dead crap. You'll be welcomed with open arms and flies.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)

fantastic news

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)

Plus some of them are quite pretty.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)

even better!
:D
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)

files, dear, files.
open files

orange Impega ones
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)

Whoosh. That's the sound of that going right over my empty little head.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)

you know those Cardboard things what you put paper in
Files


:)
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)

the I word threw me.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)

ah
it's a generic brand
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)

If I do a pic for /board I post it at midnight
people are usually too tired/drunk to flame me
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)

I say we eek out every last second of the last 15 days.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)

Is it possible to condense 6 years worth of dinner into 15 days?
I'll get on the Aberdeen hotline.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)

5 Lunch Threads a Day!
^that is our rallying cry
(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)

Turquoise

( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)

I'm going to stick to /board
/QOTW will not have my soul :(
(__, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)

I hope we'll meet again, F.
Hopefully in town. Where we'll shake hands.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)

This is doing great at making people worry unecessarily
Well done there, JMG
( Theoban What of it, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)

It's true..
:(

www.b3ta.com/board/9268259
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)

Well, now /board has taken time out of its busy schedule of pandering to 12 year olds and moaning about image size to comment on it
It must be true.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)

I can draw curly cats.
I'm sure they'd lap that shit up on /board if I put a photo of my tits in my profile. Although, they do prefer jailbait, don't they.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)

woo yay
I like that picture ver' muchly

pull up a kitten newbie


translation

OMFG A PROPER GIRL! WITH BOOBS AND STUFF!

CAN WE MEET IN PERSON SO I CAN SWEAT AND BE NERVOUS ON YOU!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)

OH IRELAND!
You're just TOO OLD.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)

YOU ARE WELCOME ON /BOARD

( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)

what are these lard-masses going to do without /talk?
they are already putting a strain on the emergency services when they can't reach for the remote control
(likeajackhammer, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)

I think this is a good move.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)

Fuck /offtopic.
The day I go there for my fix of grey-on-grey is the day I buy a set of replica samurai swords and go on a short-lived attempted killing spree.
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)

It may be our only option.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)

WILL YOU PLEASE CALM THE FUCK DOWN !?!?!??!
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? ARE YOU ALL HIGH ON SOME KIND OF DRUG? MAYBE CRACK COCAIN? I'VE HEARD ALL ABOUT CRACK COCKAIN AND IT MAKES YOU HIGH AND VOILENT AND OH MY GOD, WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING? FUCKING HELL, ITS TOO LATE, LETS GET BACK TO BASICS HERE; FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

DAILY MALE HEADLINE:
"AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE"
DAILY TELEGRAPH HEADLINE
"AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE"
THE SUN HEADLINE:
"AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE"

DO YOU NOT ALL SEE WHAT IS HAPPENING? IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD ! QUICKLY ! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO RAPE AND PILLAGE WITHOUT IMUNITY !

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)

Shut up gonzo

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)

DO NOT BULLY ME !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)

CAN YOU PEOPLE PLEASE STOP DOING THIS TO POOR 90NZ0!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)