FITH ELEMENT!?!?!
That only came out in '97.. are you a ridiculously young'un or have you been locked in a cupboard all your life?!
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)

makes you feel old doesnt it.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)

I'm only 26 :(

( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)

there there
/pats back

that is how it starts
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)

I was trying to chat up one of the barmaids in le' pub the other night.
She called me a dirty old beggar. OLD.. FUCKING OLD?!
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)

I think there should be a badge or something for those of us `of a certain age`

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)

HAHA OLD CUNT

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)

I later found out she was in PRIMARY school
for a good number of years after I had left SECONDARY school.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)

My other half's 22 years older than me.
How do you think he feels?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)

with his wrinkly hands

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)

It's like a finger foreskin

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)

and his tongue

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)

It's true. She does have a very lickable forehead.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)

You say the sweetest things sometimes

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)

I'M COMING FOR YOUR FORELOCK!
*lappy tongue face*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)

I LIKE IT BETTER WITH POLICE DOG
He cares.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)

You bloody would
fucking favouritism right there that is.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)

It's the wet nose that does it.
That and the big waggy tail.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)

Madam Marlboro thought he was into scat
bur he just has bad bowels and is incontinent
( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)

Works for me.

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)

PISS PARTY!

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)

It helps we've already got rubber sheets

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)

That his basement needs a good clean out.
/fritzl
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)

Fucking lucky
I'd imagine.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)

Haha!
I imagine he'd feel a whole lot luckier if she wasn't such a sarky little cow.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6024987
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)

Sarky little cow.

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)

*peeks*

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)

i didn't see all that many films.
the first one i saw in a cinema without my parents was titanic. and it was shit :(
( sleepybinky, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)

I went to see titanic on a date, only it was sold out, so we went to see Regeneration instead.
This did not result in nookie.

The End

/T Moose Age 30 1/2
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)

i watched titanic and WORST OF ALL i was then duty bound to go with my best friend cos she hadn't seen it so i had to watch it TWICE.

( sleepybinky, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)

Mind you
that'll fucking teach you to go and watch Titanic. That's some suspension of standards and taste just for the possibility of fingers & tops.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)

see above

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)