I'm looking for some advice baldmonkey,
it's my uncle's 60th birthday soon and I can't think what to do.
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)

ignore it.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)

email me please.
or leave a comment on the blog.
baldmonkeystuff.blogspot.com/
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)

thank you very much.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)

Read a good book.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)

turn up and strip for him while singing happy birthday
include nipple tassels
( moohalaa, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)

if you don't have high-street branded nipple tassels handy, tie some tinsel to some nipple rings
it works just as well
( moohalaa, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)

Buy him a parachute jump
or a trial flying/glider lesson.
( magnum, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)

Take him to the Belfry in Birchington.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)

I still can't work out if that's just a bad spelling of Brighton.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)