the birthday of
Howard Donald, Andy Flower, Nicklas Lidström, Diego Simeone, Bridget Moynahan, Joseph Bruce, Elisabeth Röhm, Jorge Garcia, Francisco Palencia, Penélope Cruz, Richel Hersisia, Vernon Kay, Derrick Wayne Frazier, Lauren Laverne, Bahram Radan, Josh Howard, Jessica Alba, Nikki Grahame, Roger Johnson, George Nozuka, Roman Polák, Jennifer Palm Lundberg, Alice Glass,
( turb0t, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)

I bet none of the brought a cake in

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)

YAY
HOWARD DONALD
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)

HOWARD DONALD Penélope Cruz & Lauren Laverne & Jessica Alba IN A BIG MESSY PILE!
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)

Out of them only Lauren Laverne'd get it.
Penelope Cruz is annoying, and Jessica Alba has the face of a four year old with a smacked arse and no lolly.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)

She'd be my first choice, but I couldn't pass up the opportunity of all three...

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

Well, I suppose
if you came in Alba's eye for me, I could forgive.

And up her nose.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)

I'd love gum up Sophie Ellis Bextors eyes with my fluid
so you'd have to dab them with cotton wool to allow them to reopen much like her mother would've done with a tortoise coming out of hibernation.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)