Strange dreams are made of these
How did I get dressed and cleaned?
I traveled to work mysteriously,
Everybody's looking at something.

*now realises the underwear was put on the outside of the clothes*
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:01, archived)

I wouldn't mind, I've got fucking robot knickers on.
YES.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:03, archived)

You utter geek.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 May 2009, 9:04, archived)

Some might say.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:06, archived)

Over the past few years I have noticed a sharp increase
in the amount of times I have gone to work with my boxers on back to front.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:08, archived)

+ and on my head.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 May 2009, 9:09, archived)

Does it not feel uncomfortable?
I'm not going to strop at you today, I've got my big grown up girl head on.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:09, archived)

This worries me
I shall have to incorporate this new persona into my poorly drawn and executed comic strip I am working on.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:20, archived)

And only discovering while attempting to have a quick wank?
Know the feeling well!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:21, archived)