You can be my slave
I still need one.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:59, archived)

slaves are so last century
you need a valet
( spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:01, archived)

is she a gentleman?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:02, archived)

a lady's maid then

( spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:05, archived)

thought they were born.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:18, archived)

"McDazzle! I need to poo!
I need you and Punjab to hold open my buttocks for me. Right, am I centred? Good, ring the bell when you think I'm done."
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:06, archived)

cant you be mine?
then we'll take it in turns... please?
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:41, archived)