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Has anyone ever watched a porn movie all the way through?
5-10 mins is enough for me :D

how about you?
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
i watch them for the articles.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
no, I have sex instead.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
Out of context cli-oh wait.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
:P

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
WELL LA DE DA!
LOOK AT YOU WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUAL SEXUAL INTERCOURSE

LA DE FUCKING DA

WHY DOES NOBODY LIKE ME

*shouting and tears before bedtime*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
it's ok GMoS
I said it on the internet, that makes it not true really.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
this ginger ale is ridiculously gingery, it's more like
GINGER ale
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
I have sex a couple of times a day
but still need to wank a few times a day as well.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
you're INSATIABLE, SSG.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah....yeah'.
So, Sammi, Dole, been looking for any jobs?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
Oh man i miss Sammi.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
Once, while dubbing a soundtrack onto it.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
The Benny Hill song, I bet.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
That would have been awesome.
If I'd speeded up the film a little.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
I like to watch porn played in reverse.
The women put their clothes on and the penis is like a little vacuum cleaner.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
hahaheeeeew

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
When converting VHS to DVD, sure, why not

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:58, archived)