[Insert female b3tan of your choice... esspeicaly you, yes, you reading this, if you're a female b3tan]

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:42, archived)

Gilgamesh and Rob have called you names in the past weeks.
How do you 90nz0 an internet favourite, intend to refresh your image on the internet?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 14:44, archived)

pressing F5
LOL
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

LOLRR!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

I'm an online japester and all round good egg.
I have it printed on my business cards and everything.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:48, archived)

I demand we all get cards for our SECRET INTERNET FRIENDS CLUB.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 14:49, archived)

Semisonic cover band.
Everyone loves a bit of Secret Smile.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

I just thought you'd taken to winding up Sexface.

( jenpots, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:48, archived)

I can't wait until he moves in.
We'll stay up until 1 o'clock in the morning in our PJs, eating Ben'n'Jerrys and talking about how we can get you to be his girlfriend... with an Adam Sandler movie playing in the background.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:50, archived)

you both make a lovely couple.

( jenpots, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

No.. SexFace is embroiled in a bitter standoff with Wormulus.
It's neck and neck.. Wormulus has been laying down some killer lines while SF's been away to the shops.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 14:50, archived)

I have been enjoying this too

( jenpots, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

nobody knows it
but i've got a secret axe, and i'm saving it for when semisonic come to tea
( spacefish bong!, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:48, archived)

pfft

( jenpots, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:49, archived)