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Baked beans, dickheads, Girls Aloud and the idea that all gizmos for women must be pink.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
HOW WILL IT LOOK LIKE A COCK OTHERWISE?

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
Deep breath, start again.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
So you only stop to change the batteries?

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
Stop?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
........ CARRY ON!

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
There's a cafe in the o2 called S&M - their motto is:
You can never get enough sausage.... Oooerrr.

They have Sid James and Carry on clips running all over the place.
(empty_personality, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
Do they do brown bread ice cream?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
Yes, yes they do!
You MUST try it!!
(empty_personality, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
actually, the pink thing does irk me a little
I really like hot pink. Hot pink and me can totally get a room. But baby pink? noooooooo :( And all bike gear for girls seems to have accents of baby pink on.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
It's like they think we're all fucking 4.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
see also: games for girls
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR COOKING AND BABY AND HOOVERING GAMES YOU BUNCH OF CUNTS WE ARE NOT ALL ASPIRING TO BE HOUSEWIVES AND BABY FACTORIES and breathe.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
Innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
My mate's little boy has a teaset
so he can play tea-parties with his cuddly bunnies. I love him to pieces!
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
He's showing early stages of lovingbumsitis

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
we know
He's always been gay. His big brother calls him a freak. Her kids are more awesome than mine.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
HEY IT'S JUST AS BAD FOR US MEN TOO!
I feel really ashamed trying to buy them so I can learn to become a catwalk model horse trainer baby burper :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
haha
I'll do you a trade - you buy me WoW toys and I'll get Barbie's Horse Riding Adventure for you.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
This calls for:
www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses
(empty_personality, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
*shakes hands*
Don't suppose you're about this weekend to help me monkey bums? I'll give you goldz!!!! I've got 200g burning a pantie hole since I know you're busy trying to level and don't want to take your time for free :) or even one of your guildies wanting some extra cash for 30mins work? Don't worry if not :)


(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
damn I forgot you're still trying to do that
sorry hun. I should be free this weekend - was away all bank holiday weekend. I'll be on Saturday, so I'll help then :)
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
FANNKOO SO MUCH MONKEY :D

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
My mate did her dissertation on games for girls
I believe she just grumped all the way through it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
fucking 4 what?
/someone had to
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
justice.
On top of the Houses of Commons dressed as the fantastic 4.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
now there's an image

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
Full of them, me.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
Some of the names of shades is ridiculous
ask any man and it'll be pink, ask a woman and it has to be 'baby' pink, 'powder' pink or 'hot' pink. What kind of shade is hot anyway?
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
hot pink is bright magenta-y pink.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
so what's magenta?
or fuschia?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
Also bright.
I don't know, I like green best.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
fuschia's a little bit more purpley than magenta

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
this
baby pink is pastel.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
So why not say bright pink, light pink, dark pink
pale pink etc? It confuses me when you give them names
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
Dave Pink
Steve Pink
Alan Pink
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
Pink 182

(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
Daft Pink

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
Pink Panther

(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
Your buying Gay man stuff, silly!
Girl stuff is light red.
(empty_personality, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
it's like red but not quiiiiite

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
my tool set isn't pink
I shall be using it with man-science to put up 2 beds and 2 bookcases. I shall also use woman-science and read the instructions.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
My tool set isn't pink
I've got MANTOOLS.

Reading the instructions is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
my ex-MiL had a masters in Engineering
and when she insisted on helping me build my MFI-esque furniture, she still fucking broke something. I give her ONE bloody job to do, assemble a drawer, and she cracks a massive corner off it that I have to glue and clamp together again. I might as well have built the whole fucking desk with my bare hands from a tree.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
the beds are apparently
a 2 person job. I can't think of anyone I trust to help, that won't either break something or take over.

I'm sure I'll manage.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
they only mean that cos you'll need someone to hold a long bit horizontally at some point
a bean bag is a good equivalent for all things otherwise demanding a second human.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
That's the conclusion I came to

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:14, archived)