£110 million
What's the first thing you would do?
GO!
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:35, archived)

Holiday.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:35, archived)

where?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:39, archived)

Italy.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:40, archived)

Hire security to stop my family being kidnapped

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:35, archived)

with £110mil you could just buy new family

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:36, archived)

*clicks*

(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:38, archived)

A list making machine

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:35, archived)

I discussed this with O**line *irl just last night.
She said she'd give me £5m.
I said I'd only give her 1.1

Well done me.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 18:35, archived)

lol I'd give her 1

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:36, archived)

I assumed that's what he meant, he just
had fat hands.
( Druid, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:37, archived)

LORDY!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 18:37, archived)

I'd hire a private jet to take us to Sydney

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:37, archived)

Thats slightly better than simply giving her one.

( FoldsFive, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:37, archived)

*Applause*
I didn't think of this line.
Excellent, Double F.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 18:38, archived)

Running away to France

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:36, archived)

stand there gobsmacked.

( Batsgirl, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:36, archived)

I'd go out for a fucking awesome meal.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:36, archived)

Buy b3ta and shut the motherfucker down

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:36, archived)

Buy a jet pack
Oh no, I'm not 5 any more.

Probably double-check the ticket. Then double check the weather in another country.
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:36, archived)

Renovate myself

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:40, archived)

Crackwhores

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:42, archived)

buy a fulltime coder for b3ta who could code up my every whim

( rob, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:51, archived)