Right I am being a irritating begging cunt and asking you to sponsor my husband
www.justgiving.com/markcrawshaw2009

lol look at his knackered face. Anyway he's running the Leeds half marathon for Tommy's Charity on Sunday so I am asking nicely in a pretty please way because I am far too fat an lazy to run myself, even if it is for babies.

*pulls down pants and waves invisible cock in your face*

ALSO NOW IT'S MIDNIGHT HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAGGARD OLD BLUESTAR! Have a great day x x x
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:57, archived)

Oooh, Can i have some money too?

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 8 May 2009, 23:57, archived)

Dunno ask this person
www.direct.gov.uk/en/Diol1/DoItOnline/DoItOnlineByCategory/DG_073267
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:58, archived)

I thought that said Dolt Online!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:07, archived)

This.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:11, archived)

Fuck that, it's Blue Star's proper birthday now

( broadsword, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:00, archived)

Happy Birthday Blue Star!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:00, archived)

I'm not paying someone to fucking sweat.
If I wanted to do that, I'd hire a hooker and have her do the washing.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:00, archived)

That had better not be his cock you're waving about
No wonder he's got a face that looks like he's doing a poo
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:02, archived)

No it's not if I got his out it would take me an few hours to roll it up and put it away
and like I said above I am a fat lazy bastard.
( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:04, archived)

HE DA MAN!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:05, archived)

its my mother fucking birthday as well.
chinz.
I was at work until 1/2 an hour ago and now sitting with a beer and a headache.
what a winner.
( Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Sat 9 May 2009, 0:05, archived)

Happy Birthday Nostrebor and Blue Star and sleepybinky and my mate Paul from work!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:10, archived)

+ the girl who runs Bar Mojo in Marbella

( broadsword, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:11, archived)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY person who's name spells Robertson backwards (I only just realised that)

( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:11, archived)

it must be a 9th May thing
because Tara's real surname is Ratseulb
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:12, archived)

thanks for the birthday wishes /talk
my flatmate is cooking me food now awesome/
( Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Sat 9 May 2009, 0:13, archived)

Chimpy McGee
www.ics.uci.edu/~eppstein/pix/sdz3/Orangutan-m.jpg
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:13, archived)

He looks sad

( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:14, archived)

whatchoo talkin' about?
www.columbia.edu/itc/barnard/biology/biobc3361/orangutan.gif
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:17, archived)

That's a she-routang
and she looks happy.
( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:18, archived)

Walmart
stainfreemedia.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/lincoln.jpg
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:19, archived)

You're just being silly now.

( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:22, archived)

happy bluestar birthday

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:17, archived)