funny that
I didn't think monkeys were bald.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 May 2009, 9:58, archived)

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:59, archived)

silence?
truly - an epic post sir.
If you don't like my name - Big deal. Call me Vamp or Cat if you are so horrified by the "yre" in the middle.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 May 2009, 10:00, archived)

I'll stick with "Prick who'll strop off within a week"
if that's okay.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:02, archived)

hmmm ...
doesn't prick imply that I have male genitalia?
I'm actually very friendly you know. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 May 2009, 10:03, archived)

You sound a mini bit like a bell-end though.

( Druid, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

My apologies then.
Not intending to. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

If Balders is being like that don't try to be clever, just tell him he's a piggy cunt.
According to my autocomplete it's what I call him.
( Druid, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

If Balders is being like that   , just tell him he's a piggy cunt.
According to my autocomplete it's what I call him.

It's for the best.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 9 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

Will keep that in mind for the future!
Ta mate. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 May 2009, 10:41, archived)

That's right, he's mocking you because cats aren't typically vampires and not because of your dumb spelling.
Sheesh.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 9 May 2009, 10:00, archived)

Tunes are normally nep, you spaz-hammer.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:01, archived)

Know when you're speaking to a god and show some fucking respect, you little cunt.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 9 May 2009, 10:07, archived)

I was a god once.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:08, archived)

b3ta.wik.is/R/Religion/Church_Of_The_Righteous_Trinity
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

I remeber.
It fell flat on its arse, didn't it?
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 9 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

Like a drunk sumo wrestler with no legs.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

I remember you promised us a Second Coming
but you just rolled over and fell alseep instead, you selfish swine
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

I'm listening to Wave Twisters by DJ Q-Bert this morning.
It's set to be an ace day.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

I don't really have another username :(

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:04, archived)

You evil cunt.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

I've been living a lie for too long

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:06, archived)

at least you came clean about it.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 May 2009, 10:07, archived)

I always do.
Unless I've run out of tissues.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

then
have a shower? still coming clean. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

That's my tactic if I have company.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

good tactic. I like it.
Mind if I steal it?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

Get your own shower.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

but I like *your* shower.
Please?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 May 2009, 10:18, archived)