Those are words I can only dream of a man saying to me.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 9 May 2009, 22:13, archived)

Haha
I'd go with you.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:14, archived)

Aww, you two missed the Ikea conversation last weekend!
I'd take both of you up the Ikea...
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:15, archived)

Pffft
What Ikea conversation?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

Me and SexyFace were extolling the virtues of Ikea
But apparently, it is cool to hate Ikea.
Just like it is hilarious for standup comedians to bang on about how difficult it is to put Ikea stuff together. All they are actually saying is, "I'M A BIG STUPID CUNT THAT CAN'T FOLLOW SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS IN PICTURE FORM WITHOUT EVEN ANY FUCKING WORDS BECAUSE I AM A BIG STUPID CUNT" The stupid cunts.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

Haha
I LOVE Ikea. I love putting shit together. I put together our wardrobe, bed and bedside tables myself. And my desk. There was a little bit of swearing.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:24, archived)

Being reet girly, as I am, I already have my dream living room planned out.
I just need to find a man to let me put it in his house.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 9 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

HUr hur
I couldn't really give a fuck, as long as it's not the hideous shite our landlady vastly overpaid for. Wallpaper in general can fuck off.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

I have simple wallpaper tastes. Simple plain blown vinyl pattern to hide the blemishes in the plaster
Then wallop it with matt emulsion (NEVER USE SILK HERE KIDS) all over. Two coats, minimum. TWO!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:24, archived)

This shite is black with massive white and silver flowers. And the rest of the walls are brown. And she put up green curtains to 'match'.
This is mostly my hair, but LOOK AT THE FUCKING WALLPAPER.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:26, archived)

Good Lord!
That was the kind of stuff I used to 'back' my schoolbooks back in the day.
What is now Mini T's bedroom was similar to that when we moved in here. It lasted 3 days before me and K ripped it off and chucked the bits on the bonfire in the back garden!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:31, archived)

Haha, I forgot about doing that.
There used to be some beauties in the second hand shop in school. You could tell who was posh by their book coverings.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:35, archived)

My cousin had wallpaper like that
I asked her if she was going to take the horrible shit down and she said she'd just put it up herself.
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:32, archived)

Haha Oops.
I nearly said that to her landlady when we first moved in.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:33, archived)

I try and make a sardonic quip
and look at the banal drivel it inspires. You lot should be ashamed.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:44, archived)

You could put it in my loft

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:20, archived)