I bought a car JMG
This makes me 98.5% more attractive I reckon
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

I found that after my taking of Mr. T.,
The women flocked to get in it at all hours.

Cars are great.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

I've been driving places
offline
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

I drove through the Bigg Market last night.
I could have taken out hundreds.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

I imagine driving is more difficult with you
what with the hoards of gi*ls throwing themselves at you in lust
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

Sometimes I have Handsome Gav drive behind me to distract them.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

What colour?
/girlie
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

Silver

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

is it... a german car?

( spacefish bong!, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

french

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

magnifique!

( spacefish bong!, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:09, archived)

Shitroen or Poogeot?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

the other one

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

Could be a Rectault

( broadsword, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

Is silver not the new brown?

( broadsword, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:07, archived)