current womanthing is a forrin, so was last womanthing
it's not rape when they can't testify in English
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:24, archived)

All my vaginas in the past 10 years
have been imports.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

I believe they're opening a UK fleshlight factory soon though

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:33, archived)

Someone should tell that to these guys...
HERE

How could anyone stoop so low?
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

Top topical punchline recycling!
I'm thieving that.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:27, archived)

blimey
that explains a lot about Superman, I never bought that Krypton story myself
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:28, archived)

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD
actually, don't bother...while you're down there...
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:31, archived)

Ripped to the tits on Um Bongo, the lot of 'em

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:35, archived)

hahahahaha
hungover lolality
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:37, archived)

It's a very small offence
but you'd have to be a real low-down fucker to commit it.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:36, archived)

I got one up the duff :(
she aborted :)
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:30, archived)

really, that's terribly insensitive.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:31, archived)

Hahaha
mine brought forth sprog.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:33, archived)

I don't have her now
I have a half German now, the same thing happened with her :(
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:35, archived)

Mine fucked off back to Prague
stands to reason, they have better lager.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:39, archived)

ag ov
+s
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

*weeps like a teased vagina*

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:46, archived)