I've agreed to help someone put up a flat pack bed on friday
My life is turning into an episode of the chuckle brothers.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:32, archived)

Turn up drunk
and start a fight.

You'll never be asked to put a bed up again.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:33, archived)

She's a girl,
I'll get drunk while making the bed and say something like "lets test it out love" before passing out with my head on a sick covered toilet seat.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:35, archived)

If it's a girl
turn up with an obvious erection and keep winking at her.

Shell ask you to leave.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:36, archived)

She'll just think that's my alan key.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:38, archived)

or is it more like this?
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article106604.ece
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:35, archived)

Lol
NSPCC advert at the bottom, they're such nonces.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:37, archived)

Oh man
I did one of those, but it was a twatting great big cabin bed thing. A full day of work and I lost 5lb in moisture. Grim days.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:36, archived)

I hope it's not a full day,
Hopefully be finished in about 2 hours...
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:39, archived)