My family went into our nuclear bunker in 1961 during the Missile Crisis and we've been in here ever since
Are you telling me the radiation's cleared enough to leave now?
( Theoban What of it, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

You'd better stay in another few years.
Until the global warming is lapping at your door.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:58, archived)

no, we're all just mutants

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:00, archived)

Now I have a tough decision to make
Do I stay here in the bunker in safety and security, or do I grab a shotgun, head above ground and start blasting?

I know which option will be more fun. Just more dangerous.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:01, archived)

you'll get ripped to shreds within 8 seconds
we're all impervious to shotguns
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:03, archived)

Oh no! All that planning, gone to waste
I knew my parents should have gone for the flame thrower.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

actually
all the mutants in france are poofs, you'll probably be alright
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:06, archived)

They were swanning about in girls jeans and artfully 'distressed' hair before the nuclear apocalypse.
They're swanning about in girls jeans and artfully 'distressed' air after the nuclear apocalypse.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:09, archived)