The job will just be stroking bunnies and kittens
Possibly giving them little toys to play with.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

If you had a job stroking kittens and the like
all day every day, how long would it be before you got bored and tried to slip a finger in one ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

13 minutes

( Theoban What of it, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

they'd be like fingerbobs

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:18, archived)