I'm sure amanda holden will be upset

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

Though it's very difficult to tell.
LOLBOTOX
( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

At least she won't look it.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

How will you be able to tell?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

will anyone notice?!
how many other ways are there of wording this joke?
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

You all know she had a stroke last year?
I hope you all feel terrible.
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

You'd think
but my grandpa had a stroke and it didn't make him look like a fairly expensive blow up doll.

Well, unless you like that sort of thing, I guess.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

I leave my blow up dolls stuffed in a mug especially for the wrinkled pensioner look on partial inflation

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

My grandpa = sexier, prettier, nicer, better, more human than Amanda Holden.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

her face doesn't move.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

But she's got no nose!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:46, archived)