The moment I posted that I realised how this could be misinterpreted as a crack at your ex

( WormuIus, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:35, archived)

ha
I didn't pick up on that.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:36, archived)

Did he ever ask you to stick a harpoon up his arse at the point of orgasm ?

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:43, archived)

no
and I won't do it for you either, Ahab.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:44, archived)

Ok
You just do the sex at me and I'll handle my own harpoon.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:46, archived)

FROM HELL'S HEART I STAB AT THY PROSTATE

( WormuIus, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:44, archived)

I should really have edited it to 'dolphin'
rather than drawing attention to it.
( WormuIus, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:36, archived)

it's too late now
we all think you're mean.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:37, archived)

I am mean, terribly terribly mean.
It's been getting me into trouble on here recently.
I think perhaps I've changed.
( WormuIus, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:38, archived)

to be fair, you do take insults as well as give them
you side-partinged ponce.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:39, archived)

*ignores*

( WormuIus, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:42, archived)