You lucky person
I'd rather swim with sharks than boring non-bitey things.

Sharks are beautiful.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:43, archived)

They are
I have done it too, though only gay nurse sharks and in a tank, not in the wild.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:45, archived)

I watched a programme a while back
and I vaguelly remember it having a woman in it testing a chainmail suit by basically taking bits of chum in with her, and confusing the shark with it to get it to bite her arm. She was sore from all the yanking, but essentially fine.

Seriously jealous.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:47, archived)

I wouldnt want a shark to bite me
fuck that.

Fuck that up its scaley cloaca.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:50, archived)

She was fine, though.
I reckon I'd be alright. Sore but happy.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:51, archived)

Not sure about beautiful
but it was amazing to have them swim around us.
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:47, archived)

They're beautiful to me.
I like the whole 'perfect for purpose' thing.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:48, archived)